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(no subject) [Aug. 24th, 2015|06:04 pm]
Here's what I remember now:

I watched him strut down the aisle, all the way to the back, I watched.
Spoke immediately. Kissed immediately. Ate my cunt immediately.
My first, and sometimes second, everything.
Oreos, rain cuddles, electric moped, loaned car cassette player, pay-per week studio with a roommate, past-lover list, fishing with family.
I wanted the collar but he gave me the leash.
Fucked me awake.
Time was slow.
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The last seven days ... [Jan. 1st, 2010|01:04 pm]
[music |Radiohead - All I Need | Powered by Last.fm]

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FOR ACCESS [Jan. 1st, 2010|12:22 am]
[music |Covenant - Helicopter | Powered by Last.fm]

Inquire within ..
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What the hell, pockets?! [Nov. 20th, 2009|07:55 pm]

Figure 1. It rubs its key inside the nail clippers.

My house key is wedged in the middle of my nail clippers. The nail clipper handle is wedged in the key ring. Nothing moves.
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Why knowing math will cost you money. [Dec. 10th, 2008|11:13 pm]
[music |Cold War Kids - Every Man I Fall For | Powered by Last.fm]

Tonight I went to the store to buy a lighter. Instead I bought "Magnetic Restruxturing" hair conditioner because the bottle has the equation for magnetic energy on it.


I chose the highest level of Magnetic Density Level I could. Beware, children, of clever mathematical advertising gimicks: THIS COST ME $9.
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Check out this door [Nov. 27th, 2008|01:42 am]
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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2008|01:36 am]
[music |Joanna Newsom - Bridges and Balloons | Powered by Last.fm]

You know what's funny at 1:30 in the morning? This graph.

roflcopter. roflcopter.
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(no subject) [Feb. 20th, 2008|02:30 am]
On the day the mighty hand descended to rescue his believers
I became the proud owner of thousands of abandoned golden retrievers
And we would load them on the flat-bed Fords
Drive around trading them for precious metals and circuit boards

-Grand Buffet "Birdwater Highway"


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I feel like.. [Aug. 11th, 2007|02:04 am]
"I want to hear the sound of your boobs wiping on the hood of my car."
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I just want to be the first to say [Jun. 11th, 2007|10:52 pm]
Schrodinger's Silvio.
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